Signs That You’re Dating A Tester




  • Your love letters get returned to you marked up with red ink, highlighting your grammar and spelling mistakes.
  •  When you tell him that you won’t change something he has asked you to change, he’ll offer to allow you two other flaws in exchange for correcting this one.
  •  When you ask him how you look in a dress, he’ll actually tell you.
  •  When you give him the “It’s not you, it’s me” breakup line, he’ll agree with you and give the specifics.
  •  He won’t help you change a broken light bulb because his job is simply to report and not to fix.
  • He’ll keep bringing up old problems that you’ve since resolved just to make sure that they’re truly gone.

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